February 2012
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Murphy: a one-line poem
Just took a nap before work and dreamed about….work.
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Grandfather Clause: a one-line poem.
If I had a dime for every time I’ve been fucked out of ten dollars, I’d have…. ten dollars.
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“my offer has expired. You had a chance to come to Australia and fuck a 25 year old Asian Australian Boggle champ and now you’ve lost it!”
- Weirdest Skype convo ever.
For the last 5 or 6 years...
I have had a ton of lyrics trapped inside my head. I’ve been torn about it because I’ve been scared to use them. This is primarily because I don’t want to use clever metaphor anymore. If I write a song about you, you’re going to know it’s about you.
Late last night something snapped as I was chewing on my thoughts and it was really….”stop giving a...
You can't kill me
I’ve been dead for years
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Registering a domain has a lot in common with joining a gym.
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